Here at fish dinner we believe in two things: key bumps and speed humps. This driving force is the backbone of all nights out that you look back on and remember the crazy, amazing stories - like that one where stole a pint glass from the club and punched your friend in the face the day before he had a job interview. We believe that it’s these big nights out, and the quiet ones in, that make the nights of the week. And whichever night you’re having, you will probably want to have a shirt, and if you’re gonna wear a shirt, you might as well wear one that’ll look fucking sick in the polaroid photos your friend dms you on insta the next day.

But for realzies, we just wanna make shirts that’ll make you laugh, that’ll make your friends laugh, and hopefully your family, too. Your boss probably wouldn’t appreciate you coming to work in one of these, but it might be worth trying though. and hopefully one day, we can bring a bit more joy to this world through silly messages scrawled across our knockers.